1. Thou shalt use the washroom facilities before the movie starts.
2. The movie will not stop for you if you have use the facilities.
3. No lights will be turned on to help you locate the facilities.
4. The phone will not be answered, because no one important will call in the next two hours.
5. The words “what’s happening now?” will never be uttered out loud.
6. No talking to the dog.
Unfortunately, the movie was so bad, it could have used a few interruptions!